Absurd Quotes

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Absurd Quotes and Sayings
Absurd Quotes and Sayings

Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.
Albert Camus

If at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
Albert Einstein

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.
Carl Sagan

When all else fails, there's always delusion.
Conan O'Brien

Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Elizabeth Goudge

A First Sign of the Beginning of Understanding is the Wish to Die.
Franz Kafka

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Garrison Keillor

It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.
George Orwell

Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them
Ginnetta Correli

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Groucho Marx

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.
Jarod Kintz

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.
Jarod Kintz

If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
Jon Stewart

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
Jon Stewart

The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.
Kurt Vonnegut

God is the supreme uncreated light of which Wisdom is born, but there was never a time when God's Wisdom did not exist.
Merritt Y. Hughes

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Niels Bohr

A man is an angel that has gone deranged.
Philip K. Dick

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
Steven Wright

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Steven Wright

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
Steven Wright

Everything not forbidden is compulsory.
T.H. White

Life may be not only meaningless but absurd.
Thomas Nagel

Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.
But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up quick.
Tim Burton

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
William Goldman

To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
Woody Allen

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra