Happy Birthday Quotes, Wishes and Messages

Birthday Quotes, so you are searching for some happy birthday quotes to say or write down to your friend. If yes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the nice and funny birthday quotes for you to say or write down to your friend. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and get some quotes to convey your Happy Birthday message ;)
Happy Birthday Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
Bob Hope

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened
Cora Harvey Armstrong

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age
C.E.M. Joad

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
Chili Davis

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened
Cora Harvey Armstrong

May your 50th birthday bring you more adventures, more satisfaction and many more naps.
Dorothy Fulheim

Be wise with speed. A fool at forty is a fool indeed
Edward Young

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit
George Burns

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much
George Harrison

The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
H.V. Prochnow

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
John P. Grier

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter
Jack Benny

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

No wise man ever wished to be younger
Jonathan Swift

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
Larry Lorenzoni

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been
Mark Twain

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative
Maurice Chevalier

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde

It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert Frost

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty
Robert Frost

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two
Sir Norman Wisdom

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'
Steven Wright

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words
Titus Maccius Plautus

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age
Thomas B. Aldrich

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come
William Shakespeare