Quotes about Halloween

Halloween Quotes, i.e. it's Halloween time and you must be searching for some funny halloween quotes to say or write down to your family and friends. If yes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the funniest halloween quotes for you. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and find some funny and happy words to say Happy Halloween.

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Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title.

Eat drink and be scary.

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
Dexter Kozen

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard

All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Joel Benton

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I don't really dress up for Halloween.
Katharine McPhee

Tis the night—the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without,
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they—it is they!
Arthur Cleveland Coxe, Halloween: A Ramaunt

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
Dee Snider

October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween.
Keith Donohue

As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night,
Let loose upon the Earth till it be light...
Nicholas Gordon

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
Lloyd Douglas

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve Almond

First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys.
Ray Bradbury

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go back to their quiet graves below.
Theodosia Garrison

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
Judith Olney

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
Scottish Saying

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.

You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
Carolyn Wells

Halloween is a lifestyle not a holiday.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin