Quotes about Husband

Quotes about Husband i.e. searching for some cute and funny quotes on Mr. Husband. If yes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the best and funny quotes about husband. Just hope you will like this quote compilation and able to find something to tease your husband ;)

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Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.
Oscar Wilde

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
E.W. Howe

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad
Terry Pratchett

Real men can carry carpets, Claire. Keep that in mind when looking for a husband.
Isaac of Nineveh

Life is never boring when everyday I have weird, silly conversations with my husband that only us understand.
Ika Natassa Twivortiare

A righteous husband is a responsible husband.
Habeeb Akande

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Jane Austen

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers

A jealous husband doesn't doubt his wife but himself.

Know What? You don't even have a choice. You will be my and you will like it!

And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.
Dodie Smith

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berie

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties
Arthur Schopenhauer