Breakfast Quotes

Breakfast Quotes i.e. some funny and interesting quotes about breakfast. So if you are searching for breakfast quotes in order to feed breakfast to love ones or you are searching for not having breakfast, now you don't need to search for them. Here I have compiled down some funny breakfast quotes and sayings. Just hope you will like the qutoe compilation and able to make other eat their breakfast :)

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Never work before breakfast, if you have to work before breakfast. Eat breakfast first.
Josh Billings

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
Jeff Lindsay

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.
Robert A. Heinlein

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Robert Orben

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
Christopher Moore

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.
Laini Taylor

Hope makes a good breakfast. Eat plenty of it.
Ian Fleming

Heaven to be the first one up and to eat breakfast all alone.
Katharine Hepburn

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Alfred A. Montapert

All happiness depends on leisurely breakfast.
John Gunther

Start your day with breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.

Eat big breakfast, average lunch and a tiny dinner.