Ironic Quotes

Searching for some for some sarcastic ironic quotes and sayings i.e. quotes which defines ironies in our life, love, relationships and everything we look at human level. If yes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled downs some of the best ironic quotes on love, life, relationship and our human nature. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and able to find some meaningful quotes to say or write.

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As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.
Andy Warhol

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

Even things that are true can be proved.
Oscar Wilde

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.
John Fowles

Isn't it ironic that we ignore those who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, hurt thos who love us, love the ones who hurt us.

What cannot be said above all must not be silenced but written.
Jacques Derrida

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Don Marquis

Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
René Descartes

Don’t underestimate the value of irony—it is extremely valuable.
Henry James

It is sometimes easier to be happy if you don't know everything.
Alexander McCall Smith

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
Terry Pratchett

It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most eloquently in the name of peace.
Alan Moore

With every mistake, we must surely be learning.
George Harrison

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.
Douglas Coupland

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.
Philip K. Dick

It was growing late, and though one might stand on the brink of a deep chasm of disaster, one was still obliged to dress for dinner.
Georgette Heyer

God hides the fires of hell within paradise.
Paulo Coelho

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.
Robert Orben

But that's men all over ... Poor dears, they can't help it. They haven't got logical minds.
Dorothy L. Sayers

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
Neal Shusterman

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.
The Kinks

I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

More Ironic Quotes

Irony - The modern mode: either the devil’s mark or the snorkel of sanity.
Julian Barnes

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz

The prince of darkness is a gentleman!
William Shakespeare

Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.
Jane Austen

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.
Joss Whedon

The struggle for a free intelligence has always been a struggle between the ironic and the literal mind.
Christopher Hitchens

If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat.
Esther M. Friesner

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Moses Hadas

Eternal Dilemma, Too tired to stay up, yet too awake to fall asleep.

When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask: "Are you sleeping?".