Coffee Quotes

Coffee Quotes i.e. some inspirational and funny quotes about coffee. If you are searching for coffee quotes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the best funny quotes about coffee. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and share some of these quotes with your friends.

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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
Cassandra Clare

It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.
Gabriel Bá

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Terry Pratchett

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.
Louisa May Alcott

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

Black as night, sweet as sin.
Neil Gaiman

Coffee first. Schemes later.
Leanna Renee Hieber

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...
Orson Welles

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
Darynda Jones

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
David Lynch

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for "Before Coffee".
Cherise Sinclair

Never say no to coffee

Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?
Justina Chen

What do you want? Just coffee. Black - like my soul.
Cassandra Clare

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
Albert Camus

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
Dave Barry

Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.
Cherise Sinclair

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
James Mackintosh

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.
Justina Chen

I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.
Brian Andreas

Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.
Michelle M. Pillow

Somehow, the Good Lord don't want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee.
Robert Newton Peck

How are you feeling? "Coffee".
Tiffany Reisz

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
Daniel Handler

People like to cry over spilled milk, but I cry every time I spill my coffee.
Anthony Liccione

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.
Abigail Reynolds

Coffee - the favorite drink of the civilized world.
Thomas Jefferson

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.
Marcia Carrington

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Jean Kerr

Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.
Iris Murdoch

Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!
Geoff Blake

Tea is certainly as much of a social drink as coffee, and more domestic, for the reason that the teacup hours are the family hours.
Arthur Gray

The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.
Orhan Pamuk

My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.
Jarod Kintz

Coffee, A magical substance that turns, "Leave me alone or die" into "Good Morning, Honey!"