Funny Men Quotes

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Funny Quotes about Men

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
John Lennon

Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves.
Jan Neruda

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Nicole Hollander

Men don't grow up. They just get bigger.

There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.
Robert Jordan

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.
Albert Camus

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
Marilyn Monroe

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
Virginia Woolf

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
Eoin Colfer

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
Knights of Pythagoras

A man is at his youngest when he thinks he is a man, not yet realizing that his actions must show it.
Mary Renault, The King Must Die

Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides.
André Malraux

Men are as faithful as their options.
Chris Rock

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
Elizabeth Peters

Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.
Khaled Hosseini

You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable.
Marguerite Duras

Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.

Ultimate vulnerability. That’s manly.
Cameron Conaway

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Mark Twain

As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.
W. Somerset Maugham

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
Roseanne Barr

All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.
Santosh Kalwar

If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.
W. Somerset Maugham

Intelligent men are dangerous.
Patricia Briggs

Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.
Carolyn McCulley

Some people are boys longer than others.
Patricia Briggs

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
Suze Orman

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
Erica Jong

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

Men are like snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
Jarod Kintz