Grandmother Quotes

Searching for some funny quotes and sayings about your Grandmother, grandma, grand mommy or your best friend forever. If yes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the funny and inspirational grandmother quotes. Just hope you like the quote compilation and able to find some good and funny words to say to your grand mother.

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
Dave Barry

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
Gene Perret

Never have children, only grandchildren.
Gore Vidal

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henry Youngman

It's one of nature's way that we often feel closer to distant generations than to the generation immediately preceding us.
Igor Stravinsky

We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God.
Jonathan Safran Foer

I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating."
Jarod Kintz

They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable.
Joan McIntosh

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.
Judith Levy

If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.
Linda Henley

A house needs a grandma in it.
Louisa May Alcott

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.
Marcy DeMaree

I thought grandmothers had to like you. It’s a law or something.
Mary E. Pearson

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Ogden Nash

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
Pam Brown

This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven.
Rick Bragg

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.
Rudolph Giuliani

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Sam Levenson

Grandmotherhood initiated me into a world of play, where all things became fresh, alive, and honest again through my grandchildren's eyes. Mostly, it retaught me love.
Sue Monk Kidd

A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.

A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance.

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.

Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.

Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice.

Grandmothers are just antique little girls.

Keep calm and hug grandma.

No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.

There's no place like home except Grandma's.