Married Life Quotes

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Married Life Quotes
Married Life Quotes

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Frank Sinatra

Married life is an existence with bars around it.
Al Goldstein

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Oscar Wilde

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
George Washington

They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.
Sarah Jessica Parker

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw

In married life three is company and two none.
Oscar Wilde

Married life can seem as if it's only five days long. The first day you meet, the second day you marry, the third day your raise your children, the fourth day you meet your grandchildren, and the fifth day you die first or bury your spouse to go home alone for the first time in many years.
Mark Driscoll

A man ought not to marry without having studied anatomy, and dissected at least one woman.
Honroe de Balzac

Is this better or worse than being married and living in the suburbs? Better or worse? Who can tell?
Candace Bushnell

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.
Richard Ford

Marriage can bore you but there is a fortitude that comes from it, too. When you need to lean on it, you are so thankful that you can.
Ellen Tien

When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up the shower drain befor you can say "Liquid-Plumr"; that it is not advisable to clip something out of the newspaper before your wife has read it, even if the newspaper in question is a week old; that I am the only person in our two-person household who can eat the same thing for dinner three nights in a row without pouting; and that headphones were invented to preserve spouses from each other's musical excesses.
Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler's Wife

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.
Martha Gellhorn, Selected Letters

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
Jess C. Scott, Blind Leading Another

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor

It's terribly hard to be married ... harder than anything else. I think you have to be an angel.
August Strindberg

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.
Joseph Addison

Getting married is like permanently grafting your hand to the cookie jar. No matter how sweet those cookies may taste, you can't help but wonder what would have happened if you'd chosen some other dessert--brownies, for instance ... or frozen yogurt ... or maybe chocolate strudel.
Jerrome P. Crabb

Marriages are as fragile as the flower pedal