Funny Tuesday Quotes

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Funny Tuesday Quotes
Funny Tuesday Quotes
I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday

CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time tuesday night has ended up like this.
Kal Penn

Fenugreek, Tuesday's spice, when the air is green like mosses after rain.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, The Mistress of Spices

Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Jarod Kintz

Tuesday, you see, she had to be free. But somehow, I've got to carry on.
Lynyrd Skynyrd

Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.

We have work to do, and tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message - get the job done.
Rahm Emanuel

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened tuesday.
Stephen Colbert

Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Ray Kroc

Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on monday.

Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. Ain't it a shame. Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Lead Belly

Fat tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.

Happy Fat tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come.