Funny Thursday Quotes

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Funny Thursday Quotes and Sayings
Funny Thursday Quotes
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Douglas Adams

Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare as Friday the 13th.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
April Winchell

If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday -- so much is true.
Edna St Vincent Millay

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Jeff Raskin

I'm hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn't become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.

On Thursday a boy hid in a box. So, I guess that was a faster way to tell that story.
Seth Meyers

Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Lead Belly

It's almost hump day which is close to thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink if I need a reason.

She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.
David Gest

Throwback thursday just reminds me how narcissistic people are...Every caption should just say 'tbt to this really pretty picture of me!'