Funny Sunday Quotes

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Funny Sunday Quotes
Funny Sunday Quotes

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Woody Allen

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Donna Shalala

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
Bill Gates

In the morning on Sunday, a drum is sounded at about 8 o'clock.
William Brewster

Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun.
Catherine McCormack

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
H. L. Mencken

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.
Raymond Chandler

In Europe the parents are included as with children. All three generations are together. I'm thinking of Italy. You go out on a Sunday afternoon and the whole family is there.
Dana Delany

I hate Sunday, and I don't think I'll ever get over it. But I'm going to try.
Frank D. Gilroy

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns

The Sunday School teacher talked too much in the way our grade school teacher used to when she told us about George Washington. Pleasant, pretty stories, but not true.
Frances Farmer

If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

In New York it seems like there's no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great.
Thierry Henry

Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
Johan Huizinga

... God is not a Sunday plumber - he's always available...
John Geddes, A Familiar Rain

Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week's. Different books same reviews.
John Osborne

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Lynn Johnston

There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon.
Pete Rozelle

I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either.
Tom Holt

Now I know why the Lord took his day off on Sunday. That must be the day he personally greets his favorites.
Jason F. Wright, The Wednesday Letters

My brother Jim and I saw our father go into the jails and pray with the inmates Sunday after Sunday. He prayed with both blacks and whites. If we ever repeated any slurs we heard on the playground, he'd tell us very softly, "I don't want to hear those words."
Charles Moore

I don't claim to be knowledgeable about theology. Most of my knowledge comes out of my experience and the lessons in the Bible. Every Sunday I'm home I teach 45 minutes and we boiled them down to one page for the new book, 'Through the Year with Jimmy Carter.'
Jimmy Carter