Funny Saturday Quotes

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It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Jimmy Buffett

Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! Saturday mode activated!

Dear Saturday, when you're not here...She beats me.
Donald Faison

Funny Saturday Quotes
Funny Saturday Quotes

I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
Audrey Hepburn

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George S. Kaufman

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

My Saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Ogden Nash

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
Kathy Griffin

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Anthony Burgess

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Donna Shalala

My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.

In New York it seems like there's no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great.
Thierry Henry

A 'saturday Night Live' credit might look good on his resume!
Lorne Michaels quotes

We get mail on saturday? I didn't know that...
Bam Margera

My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.
Robert Ripley

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?
Stan Freberg

This generation is so dead. You ask a kid, 'What are you doing this Saturday?' and they'll be playing video games or watching cable, instead of building model cars or airplanes or doing something creative. Kids today never say, 'Man, I'm really into remote-controlled steamboats.'
Jack White

Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory.
Jenifer Lewis

It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human hair.
Reed Hastings

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.
Jessica Pare

It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.