Funny Motivational Quotes

The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
Alexander Woollcott

Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson

Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.
Brian Vaszily

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewhite

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Chuck Palahniuk

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams,

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
Dr. Seuss

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
Jackson Brown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
Joe Girard

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
John Wayne

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Langston Coleman

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
Louis Agassiz

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.
Malcolm Forbes

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Milton Berle

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

Love your enemies.  It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
Robert Benchley

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William Mauldin

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Yogi Berra

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar

Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.