Don't Drink and Drive Quotes

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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
American Proverb

If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Dudley Moore
Don't Drink and Drive Quotes
Don't Drink and Drive Quotes
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
Joseph Schenck

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
Kim Kardashian

Drink the first.  Sip the second slowly.  Skip the third.
Knute Rockne

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Astor

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
Marlen E. Pew

Zen martini:  A martini with no vermouth at all.  And no gin, either.
P.J. O'Rourke

Automobiles are not ferocious.... it is man who is to be feared.
Robbins B. Stoeckel

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright

Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

Drinking and driving:  there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

See Dick drink.  See Dick drive.  See Dick die.  Don't be a Dick.

Tyrannosaurus drinks.  Tyrannosaurus drives.  Tyrannosaurus rex.

The speedway ends at the cemetery.

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.