Chuck Norris Quotes

Quotes by Chuck Norris

I'm a very religious person.
Chuck Norris

A lot of people give up just before they're about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.
Chuck Norris

It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.
Chuck Norris

Some of the most miserable people I know are some of the richest people in America, they are the most miserable individuals I've ever seen.
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris Quotes
A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.
Chuck Norris

I definitely feel I do have God in my corner.
Chuck Norris

I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you've got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.
Chuck Norris

In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tail is wagging the dog. We've got to make a change there and get it back to where the teachers have control of the classrooms.
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I've been very fortunate to be able to use my series as a platform to show a good message for the kids.
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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
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People need to realise what real happiness and success is, because success as an actor is fleeting. You can be up there one day and gone the next.
Chuck Norris

I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You've got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.
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Anonymous Quotes About Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

Chuck Norris was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*** he wants.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Fire escapes were invented to protect fire from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

In the movie 'Titanic', Chuck Norris has a brief cameo as 'The Iceberg'