Chocolate Quotes

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Chocolate Quotes
Chocolate Quotes

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
Alicia Silverstone

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Charles Schulz

Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose.  Don't overdo it.
Edward "Grandpa" Jones

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
Emily Luchetti

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Fernando Pessoa

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Jason Love

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
Jason Love

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
Jim Bishop,

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Jo Brand

There are two kinds of people in the world:  those who love chocolate, and communists
Leslie Moak Murray

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson,

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Lora Brody

Quotes about Chocolate
Quotes about Chocolate

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you.  But you have no chocolate!  I think of that again and again!  My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sévigné

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one.  And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
Oleg Kiselev

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.
Robert Brault

Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!
Roald Dahl

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Sandra J. Dykes

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes:  any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Sandra Boynton

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
Sandra Boynton

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.  Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.
Spanish Proverb

The 12-step chocoholics program:  Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
Terry Moore

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote

Money may talk, but chocolate sings.

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.

There are four basic food groups:  milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.

Chocolate is the answer.  Who cares what the question is.

Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!