Politics Quotes

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Politics Quotes
Quotes About Politics

Real politics are the possession and distribution of power.
Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
Winston Churchill

Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
Mao Zedong

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
Mark Twain

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Robert Byrne

Finality is not the language of politics.
Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
Malcolm X

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Winston S. Churchill

All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.
John Steinbeck

Politicians say they're beefing up our economy.  Most don't know beef from pork.
Harold Lowman

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

History is gossip but scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Oscar Wilde

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Will Rogers

Politics have no relation to morals.
Niccolo Machiavelli

Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Ambrose Bierce

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
Albert Einstein

Politics, n:  [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]
Larry Hardiman

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Ernest Benn

Politics is a profession; a serious, complicated and, in its true sense, a noble one.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
John F. Kennedy

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.
Hunter S. Thompson

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Will Rogers

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Henry Cate, VII

Politicians are the same all over.  They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river.
Nikita Khrushchev

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringer

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business.
Winston Churchill

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.
Ronald Reagan

Politics and war are remarkably similar situations.
Newt Gingrich

There is no gambling like politics.
Benjamin Disraeli

Politics begin where the masses are, not where there are thousands, but where there are millions, that is where serious politics begin.
Vladimir Lenin

A change is brought about because ordinary people do extraordinary things.
Barack Obama

In politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword. Heresies in either can rarely be cured by persecution.
Alexander Hamilton