Funny Wisdom Quotes

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Funny Wisdom Quotes
Funny Wisdom Quotes

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Who is wise in love, love most, say least.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.
Benjamin Disraeli

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
Baltasar Gracian

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hogan

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Stephen Hawkings

You can't be in love and wise at the same time.
Bob Dylan

You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own.
Clarence Day

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West

A word to the wise is infuriating.
Hunter S. Thompson

I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
Jess C. Scott

Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish action.
Thomas B. Macaulay

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
Dan Rather

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
Jarod Kintz

I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dying my hair tonight.
Jarod Kintz

Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident.
Christopher Paolini

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Elbert Hubbard

Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?
Friedrich Nietzsche

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
George Santayana

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
H. L. Mencken

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.
John Muir

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
Jess C. Scott

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways.
Amunhotep El Bey

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Bill Cosby

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson