Funny Thank You Quotes

Thank you quotes, why don't you add some humor to them. Here I have compiled some of the funny thank you quotes, just hope you like them and say thank you to me.

Funny Thank You Quotes Benjamin Disraeli
Funny Thank You Quotes

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
James Allen

Saying thank you is more than good manners.  It is good spirituality.
Alfred Painter

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.
William Feather

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Lily Tomlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
Jean Baptiste Massieu

To say thank you, is in recognition of humanity.
Toni Mont

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
Benjamin Disraeli

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Praise the bridge that carried you over.
George Colman

The road to success is always under construction.
Lily Tomlin

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun.
The Maugles

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.
Oscar Wilde

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
G.B. Stern

You have no cause for anything but gratitude and joy.

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
Horace Walpole

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
Mark Twain

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.
Estonian Proverb

I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.
William Shakespeare

Saying thank you creates love.
Daphne Rose Kingma

You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.