Funny Teacher Quotes

With all due to respect to my teachers, here I have present you Random Funny Quotes About Teacher. So I don't hope I guarantee, You will like them.
Funny Teacher Quotes
Funny Teacher Quotes

Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.
Frank McCourt

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
Lily Tomlin

Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.
Colleen Wilcox

Children are like cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Dr. Haim Ginott

The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike.
H. L. Mencken

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Flannery O'Connor

Experience is the teacher of all things.
Julius Caesar

To teach is to learn twice.
Joseph Joubert

There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.

It is a miracle that curosity survives formal education.
Albert Einstein

The average teacher explains complexity; the gifted teacher reveals simplicity.
Robert Brault

A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor and makes far less money.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr

Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Winston Churchill

By choosing to be a teacher, you have entered an emotionally dangerous profession.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Hector Berlioz

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Bill Gates

As long as teachers give test there will always be prayer in schools.

Often when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.

A self taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henny Youngman

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn much.
W. C. Stellar

I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Thomas Antrim