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In the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated.
Walter Annenberg
It has been said that 80% of what people learn is visual.
Allen Klein
Responsibility educates.
Wendell Phillips
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
Robert Green Ingersoll
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
W.H.Auden
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
Paul Merton
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny Youngman
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Ruby Wax
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
Sydney J. Harris
So in my uncertainty, I went to graduate school and there it all happened.
Ted Nelson
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan
Even though I didn't get a business degree, I enjoyed learning about economics.
Herb Ritts
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck
One half who graduate from college never read another book.
G. M. Trevelyan
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.
Robert M. Hutchins
The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.
George Santayana
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke
If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
Syd Barrett
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
Lenny Bruce
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
John Ciardi
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
Dennis Rodman
I've told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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| Funny Graduation Quotes |
In the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated.
Walter Annenberg
It has been said that 80% of what people learn is visual.
Allen Klein
Responsibility educates.
Wendell Phillips
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
Robert Green Ingersoll
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
W.H.Auden
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
Paul Merton
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny Youngman
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Ruby Wax
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
Sydney J. Harris
So in my uncertainty, I went to graduate school and there it all happened.
Ted Nelson
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan
Even though I didn't get a business degree, I enjoyed learning about economics.
Herb Ritts
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck
One half who graduate from college never read another book.
G. M. Trevelyan
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.
Robert M. Hutchins
The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.
George Santayana
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke
If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
Syd Barrett
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
Lenny Bruce
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
John Ciardi
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
Dennis Rodman
I've told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton
