Funny Friendship Quotes

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Funny Friendship Quotes

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
Bette Midler

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
Bil Keane

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
Bill Watterson

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
C.S. Lewis

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson

I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.
Edgar Allan Poe

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Eustache Deschamps

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
Groucho Marx

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
Jane Austen

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages

A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
Charles Dickens

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your  best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
Richelle Mead

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Sylvia Plath

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf