Funny Friday Quotes

Searching for some funny friday quotes to say or write down on your wall. Now no need to search for them, here I have compiled down some of the best funny friday quotes. Hope you like them and share them.

Funny Friday Quotes
Funny Friday Quotes
Worrying ain't a waste of time! If you never want things to happen, start worrying about them, success rate 90%!

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
American Proverb

People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama.
Carmen Electra

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!
George Carlin

Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.
Byron Pulsifer

Hmmm... Who should I stalk on Facebook now?

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Noel Coward

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation... and today is when it stops!!

Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check.
Byron Pulsifer

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
Richard Nelson Bolles

Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night.
Jim Mitchell

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other.
Karen Kain

Fridays are not 'pants optional'.
Nancy Cartwright

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash