Funny Education Quotes

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Funny Education Quotes
Funny Education Quotes

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Bill Watterson

Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Winston Churchill

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Albert Einstein

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughn

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Mark Twain

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Fran Lebowitz

Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand."
"Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around.
Christopher Paolini, Eragon

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.
Charles M. Schulz

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Albert Einstein

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
Abigail Van Buren

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Albert Einstein

I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?
Jarod Kintz

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.
Robert Frost

Education is no substitute for intelligence.
Frank Herbert

In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.
Jarod Kintz