Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes i.e. searching for some funny birthday quotes to say or write to your friends, family member or co-workers. Now no need to search for them, here I have compiled down some of the humorous and funny birthday quotes for you. So you can say what you want to say.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
Gloria Stuart

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige

I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
Celine Dion

Being seventy is not a sin.
Golda Meir

Let them eat cake.
Marie Antoinette

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
Lionel Blue

You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations!

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Jerry Seinfeld

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P Grier

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.
Robert Brault

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
Sophie Tucker

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens. You see yourself acting like your parents.
Blair Sabol

A birthday is just the first day of another 365day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Jonathan Swift

At 18, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
Jim Bishop

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M. Baruch

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.

A diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
Chinese Proverb

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns

I may be thirty, but I'll always be flirty.
Dane Peddigrew

30 is the new 20, unless your 20, then it's the new 40.
Dane Peddigrew

I'm turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by a bomb than find a man.
Fanny Fink

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George Orwell

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.