Funny Anniversary Quotes

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Funny Anniversary Quotes
Funny Anniversary Quotes

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln

Marriage, The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
Andre Maurois

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration continues to this day.
Gene Perret

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
George Burns

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
H.L. Mencken

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer

Love one another and you will be happy.  It's as simple and as difficult as that.
Michael Leunig

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings

When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Joseph Campbell

Love is not singular except in syllable.
Marvin Taylor

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.  The order varies for any given year.
Paul Sweeney

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Peter De Vries

True love stories never have endings.
Richard Bach

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Woody Allen

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.