Funny Aging Quotes

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Funny Aging Quotes

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
H.L. Mencken

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig

As men get older, the toys get more expensive.
Marvin Davis

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
Hosea Ballou

He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.
Gene Fowler

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the past, we have arrived.
Knut Hamsun

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey's end.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Old age is a shipwreck.
Charles de Gaulle

Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

A man growing old becomes a child again.

The tendency of old age to the body, say the physiologists, is to form bone. It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old man whose opinions are not ossified.
Bob Wells

The whole business of marshaling one's energies becomes more and more important as one grows older.
Hume Cronyn

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Charles M. Schulz

No man is ever old enough to know better.
Holbrook Jackson

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Golda Meir

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
James Thurber

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
James Broughton

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
Beverly Sills

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Francis Bacon

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.
Judith Viorst

You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.
Sherrilyn Kenyon