Funny Life Quotes

funny life quotes
Funny Life Quotes
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Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant

I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Brendan Gill

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewhite

Life is a foreign language:  all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
Gena Showalter

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.
H. L. Mencken

He's turned his life around.  He used to be depressed and miserable.  Now he's miserable and depressed.
Harry Kalas

Life is a cement trampoline.
Howard Nordberg

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Issac Asimov
The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
Jarod Kintz

I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.
Jarod Kintz

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
Jarod Kintz

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.
Jarod Kintz

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
Josh Lanyon

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Kathy Norris

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
Lauren Mycrale

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.
Marcus Aurelius

Love your enemies.  It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East

Life must be lived as play.

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
Robert Brault

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.
Scott Adams

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
William Castle

Life is not a final.  It's daily pop quizzes.