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I can prove anything by statistics except the truth.
God not only plays dice. He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen.
Stephen William Hawking
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
A judicious man looks on statistics not to get knowledge, but to save himself from having ignorance foisted on him.
You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.
We must be careful not to confuse data with the abstractions we use to analyze them.
All models are wrong. Some models are useful.
Life it is not just a series of calculations and a sum total of statistics, it’s about experience, it’s about participation, it is something more complex and more interesting than what is obvious.
Maturity is the capacity to endure uncertainty.
We are not concerned with the very poor. They are unthinkable, and only to be approached by the statistician or the poet.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
George Bernard Shaw
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Natural selection is a mechanism for generating an exceedingly high degree of improbability.
R. A. Fisher
99 percent of all statistics only tell 49 percent of the story.
Ron DeLegge II
Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance.
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.
Numerical quantities focus on expected values, graphical summaries on unexpected values.
Statistics, likelihoods, and probabilities mean everything to men, nothing to God.
Richelle E. Goodrich
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment.
A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.
Democracy is an abuse of statistics.
Jorge Luis Borges
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Statistics is the grammar of science.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
George Bernard Shaw
Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts – for support rather than for illumination.
If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.
There are three types of lies — lies, damn lies, and statistics.
The type of measure used placed constraints on which statistics can be used.
Stanley Smith Stevens
I couldn’t claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys–but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!
Richard P. Feynman
Nature has established patterns originating in the return of events, but only for the most part. New illnesses flood the human race, so that no matter how many experiments you have done on corpses, you have not thereby immposd a limit on the nature of events so that in the future they could not vary.
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.