Humorous Quotes i.e. searching for some funny and humorous quotes which can bring a little smile or laugh on your beloved face. If yes, now you don’t need to search for them anymore. As here i have compiled down some of the best humorous quotes for you. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and add some humor in your conversation or facebook status with these quotes.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
So many books, so little time.
I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Thomas Stephen Szasz
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
William Somerset Maugham
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research.
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A short skirt is not always enough to get a boy’s attention.