Funny Wednesday Quotes

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Funny Wednesday Quotes and Sayings

Funny Wednesday Quotes and Sayings

If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you thursday — so much is true.
Edna St Vincent Millay

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday – no matter what happened tuesday.
Stephen Colbert

Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people. . . . Fennel . . . smelling of changes to come.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up?
Kit Williams, Masquerade

They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
Robert A. Heinlein

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
Frank Sinatra

When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
Dane Cook

I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you’re going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it’s also for Wednesday’s dinner.
Curtis Stone

There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.
John Major

She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.
David Gest

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Noel Coward

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