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I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday
CNN annoyed me so I’m watching Dance Moms. Not the first time tuesday night has ended up like this.
Fenugreek, Tuesday’s spice, when the air is green like mosses after rain.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, The Mistress of Spices
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free. But somehow, I’ve got to carry on.
Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.
We have work to do, and tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message – get the job done.
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday – no matter what happened tuesday.
Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on monday.
Ain’t it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. Ain’t it a shame. Ain’t it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. When you got Monday, tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Fat tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week…Today is nothing special.
Happy Fat tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come.