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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
In the morning on Sunday, a drum is sounded at about 8 o’clock.
Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
H. L. Mencken
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields
I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.
In Europe the parents are included as with children. All three generations are together. I’m thinking of Italy. You go out on a Sunday afternoon and the whole family is there.
I hate Sunday, and I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. But I’m going to try.
Frank D. Gilroy
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
The Sunday School teacher talked too much in the way our grade school teacher used to when she told us about George Washington. Pleasant, pretty stories, but not true.
If God hadn’t rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
In New York it seems like there’s no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great.
Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
… God is not a Sunday plumber – he’s always available…
John Geddes, A Familiar Rain
Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week’s. Different books same reviews.
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon.
I don’t read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either.
Now I know why the Lord took his day off on Sunday. That must be the day he personally greets his favorites.
Jason F. Wright, The Wednesday Letters
My brother Jim and I saw our father go into the jails and pray with the inmates Sunday after Sunday. He prayed with both blacks and whites. If we ever repeated any slurs we heard on the playground, he’d tell us very softly, “I don’t want to hear those words.”
I don’t claim to be knowledgeable about theology. Most of my knowledge comes out of my experience and the lessons in the Bible. Every Sunday I’m home I teach 45 minutes and we boiled them down to one page for the new book, ‘Through the Year with Jimmy Carter.’