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It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! saturday mode activated!
Dear saturday, when you’re not here…She beats me.
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I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George S. Kaufman
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
My saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs.
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.
In New York it seems like there’s no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great.
A ‘saturday Night Live’ credit might look good on his resume!
Lorne Michaels quotes
We get mail on saturday? I didn’t know that…
My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.
Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?
This generation is so dead. You ask a kid, ‘What are you doing this Saturday?’ and they’ll be playing video games or watching cable, instead of building model cars or airplanes or doing something creative. Kids today never say, ‘Man, I’m really into remote-controlled steamboats.’
Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory.
It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human hair.
One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.
It’s saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.