Funny Monday Quotes

Funny Monday Quotes i.e. searching for some funny and inspirational monday quotes to say hello to monday blues. If yes, now you don’t need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the best funny monday quotes and sayings for you. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and share some of these quotes to show your fight against monday blues ;)

Funny Monday Quotes and Sayings

Funny Monday Quotes and Sayings

According to recent study, Monday has been voted “Least popular Day of the Weeek” 176 years in row.
Anonymous

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
Rebecca Gober

Don’t hate mondays, they stand for new beginnings.
Anonymous

For me, monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
Anonymous

Freak out cause its monday again.
Anonymous

Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on monday.
Anonymous

I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday
Anonymous

I know it’s monday but you are awesome.
Anonymous

I call you a monday because nobody likes you.
Calixte Fequiere

I got 99 problems and they’re all due monday.
Anonymous

I hate mondays because monday hates me.
Anonymous

I have come to conclusion that mondays last 50% longer than other days.
Turtle Dundee

I haven’t had this bad of a monday since last monday.
Anonymous

I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I’ve killed all my employees in my head like 3 times
Anonymous

If each day is a gift I’d like to know where I can return mondays.
Anonymous

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Anonymous

If you start the week with a positive attitude on monday, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
Anonymous

“It’s just been a long week, that’s all.”
“It’s monday night, Jess.”
“My point exactly.”
Scott Westerfeld

It’s monday but it’s ok!
Anonymous

It’s Monday Funday!
Anonymous

It’s Monday, go to work!
Anonymous

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
Anonymous

Hello Monday, i see my assassins have failed to take you out… again. did i mention i fricken hate you?
Anonymous

Monday Again! Have a good one!
Anonymous

MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
Ambrose Bierce

Monday’s are like hangovers…Nobody likes them!
Anonymous

Monday? ..Really? I’m quite sure I didn’t get my full portion of weekend !
Anonymous

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
Roy Station

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Anonymous

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
Anonymous

Monday is the key day of the week.
Gaelic Proverb

Monday is like math. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the Happiness.
Anonymous

Monday is the root of all evil.
Anonymous

Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni, The Mistress of Spices

Monday must be a man it comes too quickly.
Anonymous

Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
Anonymous

Mondays are God’s punishment for what you did during the weekend.
Anonymous

Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Jarod Kintz

Mondays should be optional
Anonymous

Of all the days that’s in the week, I dearly love but one day – And that’s the day that comes between a Saturday and Monday.
Henry Carey

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith

On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?
A. A. Hodge

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is monday.
Anonymous

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code
Dan Salomon

There are no miracles on Mondays.
Amy Neftzger

They should make Mondays illegal.
Anonymous

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.
Lisa Mantchev

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
Kevin Dalton

Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?
Anonymous

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