Funny Love Quotes i.e. searching for some funny quotes about love. If yes, now you don’t need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the humorous and funny love quotes for you. Just hope, you will like this quote compilation and able to find some good funny love quotes to say or write down to your loved ones or friends ;)
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
It is impossible to love and be wise.
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you. And she never did.
James Fineous McBride
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby…
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor