|Funny Anniversary Quotes|
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Marriage, The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Love is not singular except in syllable.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Peter De Vries
True love stories never have endings.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.