|Mother in Law Quotes|
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.Hubert H. Humphrey
Yes, life could be better. But it could also be worse. Don't believe me? Allow me introduce you to my mother-in-law.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
Jerome K. Jerome
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff.
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
H. L. Mencken
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.