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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Never forget the nine most important words of any family- I love you. You are beautiful. Please forgive me.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people.
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
Gabriel García Márquez
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones
One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
Husband is the head of the family and wife is the neck that turns the head around.