Cat Quotes i.e. searching for some cute and funny cat quotes. If yes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the cutest and funny cat quotes. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and able to find something cute and funny to say or write down about your lovely cat ;)
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Time spent with a cat is never wasted.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?
Michel de Montaigne
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein
My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats...
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
Meow means woof in cat.
You cannot live with a paw in each world.
There are no ordinary cats.
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Leonardo da Vinci
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
William S. Burroughs
Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
a person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.
Michel de Montaigne
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time
Sometimes you need to look at life from different perspective.