Black Friday Quotes

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Black Friday Quotes i.e. some funny quotes about black friday. If you are searching for cute and funny black friday quotes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the funniest black friday quotes for you. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and share some of these quotes with your friends.

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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
Anonymous

This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday.
Anonymous

Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an make Grandma proud!'
Anonymous

Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.
Anonymous

Lets cheers to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday!
Anonymous

Standing for one week in a line that's crazy; Honey, I just lost my job because of Black Friday.
Anonymous

Its a great day to kill others shopping and cleaning up this Thanksgiving crap should be left to Grandma.
Anonymous

I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in line. I cleaned on Black Friday.
Anonymous

Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said.
Anonymous

Black Friday shopping is not worth the risk of my life...
Anonymous

I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.
Anonymous

Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween.
Anonymous

Blackout Friday: Shop 'til you drop, then rock out 'til you blackout.
Anonymous

Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved!
Anonymous

I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill.
Anonymous

My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.'
Anonymous
 
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