Funny Weekend Quotes

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Happy Weekend Quotes and Sayings
Funny Weekend Quotes


No weekend, all weakened.
Toba Beta

Stay Strong! Weekend is coming soon.
Anonymous

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley

The whole point of the week is the weekend.
Angela Montenegro (Bones)

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.
Anonymous

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Richard Rorty

It's time time to take off for weekend.
Anonymous

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Odgen Nash

Ahhh Friday...my second favorite F word!
Anonymous

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk

Why wait for the weekend to have fun.
Loesje

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson

There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
S.A. Sachs

Smile. It's the Weekend.
Anonymous

Keep Calm and Happy Weekend.
Anonymous

The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.
Anonymous

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
Anonymous

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison

Keep calm and weekend is near.
Anonymous