Coffee Quotes i.e. some inspirational and funny quotes about coffee. If you are searching for coffee quotes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the best funny quotes about coffee. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and share some of these quotes with your friends.
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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.
Louisa May Alcott
A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
Black as night, sweet as sin.
Coffee first. Schemes later.
Leanna Renee Hieber
There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for "Before Coffee".
Never say no to coffee
Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?
What do you want? Just coffee. Black - like my soul.
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.
I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.
Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.
Michelle M. Pillow
Somehow, the Good Lord don't want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee.
Robert Newton Peck
How are you feeling? "Coffee".
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
People like to cry over spilled milk, but I cry every time I spill my coffee.
I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.
Coffee - the favorite drink of the civilized world.
A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.
Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!
Tea is certainly as much of a social drink as coffee, and more domestic, for the reason that the teacup hours are the family hours.
The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.
My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.
Coffee, A magical substance that turns, "Leave me alone or die" into "Good Morning, Honey!"