So you have fight with your boyfriend or girlfriend and now you are searching for man vs women quotes i.e. quotes about man and women. If your answer is yes, then you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the funniest men and women quotes. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and able to find some funny words to say to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.
Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.
Just as women's bodies are softer than men's, so their understanding is sharper.
Christine de Pizan
...pride for men is like love for women. Very strong. The most important thing for men is pride.
The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.
Fulton J. Sheen
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Men and women play the same game but with different rules.
A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
J. Courtney Sullivan
Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.
Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.
Nelson DeMille, The General's Daughter
Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.
A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.' Quite often men are fools.
Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.
Rita Mae Brown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Women without men, I realized then, are totally different creatures.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition
Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet woman is usually mad.