Men and Women Quotes

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So you have fight with your boyfriend or girlfriend and now you are searching for man vs women quotes i.e. quotes about man and women. If your answer is yes, then you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the funniest men and women quotes. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and able to find some funny words to say to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
Barbra Streisand

You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.
Brigham Young

Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.
Carolyn McCulley

Just as women's bodies are softer than men's, so their understanding is sharper.
Christine de Pizan

...pride for men is like love for women. Very strong. The most important thing for men is pride.
Christie Watson

The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.
Fulton J. Sheen

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

Men and women play the same game but with different rules.
Habeeb Akande

A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.
Isabel Allende

Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
J. Courtney Sullivan

Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is.
Lisa Kleypas

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Achard

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.
Mark Twain

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.
Nelson DeMille, The General's Daughter

Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.
Nicole Hollander

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Oscar Wilde

Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.
Oscar Wilde

A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.' Quite often men are fools.
P.C. Cast

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.
Rita Mae Brown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

Women without men, I realized then, are totally different creatures.
Shashi Deshpande

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition
Timothy Leary

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
Virginia Woolf

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
Will Rogers

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
Woody Allen

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
Yves Saint-Laurent

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet woman is usually mad.
Anonymous
 
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