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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Men don't grow up. They just get bigger.
There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.
Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.
Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
Knights of Pythagoras
A man is at his youngest when he thinks he is a man, not yet realizing that his actions must show it.
Mary Renault, The King Must Die
Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides.
Men are as faithful as their options.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
Like a compass needle that points north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.
You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable.
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Ultimate vulnerability. That’s manly.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.
W. Somerset Maugham
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women.
If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.
W. Somerset Maugham
Intelligent men are dangerous.
Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.
Some people are boys longer than others.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Men are like snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.