Humorous Birthday Quotes

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Searching for some funny and humorous birthday quotes to say or write down to your friend, family member or co-worker. If yes, now you don't need to search for them anymore. As here I have compiled down some of the humorous birthday quotes for you to say or write down. Just hope you will like the quote compilation and able to find some good humorous birthday quotes to convey your Happy Birthday Message ;)

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
Bernard M. Baruch

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Brigitte Bardot

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Frank Sinatra

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Father Larry Lorenzoni

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Frank Sinatra

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust.
Jarod Kintz

The value of me is equal to 5097033198, but also 3051982. The first is my phone number, and the second is my birthday. I assign values to people. My fifth grade bus driver had a Cheeto factor of four.
Jarod Kintz

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P Grier

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

It takes a long time to become young.
Pablo Picasso

Often it is fatal to live too long.
Racine

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, Happy Birthday.
Steven Wright

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
William Shakespeare

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous

As long as there are birthday Gifts, I don't mind celebrating my birthdays everyday.
Anonymous

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake and not worry about the weight.
Anonymous

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Anonymous

I have been 25 since I was 25.
Anonymous

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Anonymous

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays including my own only to find that somebody remembers me.
Anonymous

You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations!
Anonymous

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