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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx



Golf Quotes
Golf Quotes

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
H. G. Wells

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Lee Trevino

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
Lee Trevino

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.
Tiger Woods

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
G.K. Chesterton

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R. Ford

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.
Arnold Palmer

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Arnold Palmer

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Red Skelton

I love to play golf, and that's my arena. And you can characterize it and describe it however you want, but I have a love and a passion for getting that ball in the hole and beating those guys.
Tiger Woods

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
Tiger Woods

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A. A. Milne

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
Paul Harvey

Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.
Martin Sheen

Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say a word. It is a reminder to me of what is at stake.
Martin Sheen

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
Jean Giraudoux

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.
Jack Nicklaus

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a better game played downhill.
Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
Celine Dion

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P. G. Wodehouse

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
P. G. Wodehouse

Golf is played with the arms.
Sam Snead

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
Sam Snead

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.
B. C. Forbes

Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.
Robert Redford

That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on.
Bernhard Langer

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.
Bernhard Langer

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan

I don't like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.
Michelle Wie

Sport is a wonderful metaphor for life. Of all the sports that I played - skiing, baseball, fishing - there is no greater example than golf, because you're playing against yourself and nature.
Robert Redford

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.
Shia LaBeouf

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
Ben Hogan

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.
Ben Hogan

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?
Willie Nelson

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Don Herold

In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically.
Pete Sampras

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
Lyndon B. Johnson
 
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