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Life is wasted on the living.
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I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
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Douglas Adams Quotes
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
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The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.
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Time is bunk.
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.
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The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
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I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
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In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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